novellhall Chapter 564 Double Golden Ball, 3 Oscars
Chapter 564 Double Golden Ball, 3 Oscars
Chapter 564 Double golden ball, three Oscars
January 1, New Year's Eve.
The north can make dumplings, but Shancheng can't. They only play mahjong.
Crashing, mahjong making the sound of the ocean churning, loud enough to cover up the Spring Festival Gala broadcast on TV.
"What's the matter, you can't get too excited about sketches."
Fatty Shen, with a cigarette in his mouth, stared at Pan Zi and Sister Ma's embarrassing performance in "My Wife" for several years, and was so angry that he wanted to turn off the TV.
"Benshan is gone, it's just a bang. There is no successor. In the past, Chen Peisi and Zhao Lirong have nothing to do now!"
"Old man, it doesn't matter who comes."
Shen Cong sat cross-legged on the sofa, staring at the phone, operating the newly bought hero Hua Mulan, Five Black "Glory of the King" with both hands.
Pushing away the crystal deftly, shaking his wrist while exhaling: "The leader insists on sensationalism, is there a way with a hammer?"
In the previous skits, as long as there are contradictions, don't solve them, just satire, don't care about the ending.
It can't be done now, it has to be buried even if it is dug.
The problem must be solved, and everyone must be happy, make amends, and sing praises.
For example, "Selling Abductees", the ending is "Go back and change the stretcher, and sell him next year", believe it or not now, it becomes, "The money we got through this fraudulent abduction is not practical to use"?
"Protagonist and Supporting Actor", the ending is "No, I am the protagonist". Now, it becomes "It is not so easy to be the protagonist. Everyone has a suitable role for everyone, and it is not necessary to be a star."
"........."
In fact, the main theme sketches are not unattractive.
Zhao Lirong's "A Day of a Heroic Mother", Uncle Benshan's "Three Whips", "Red Sorghum Model Team"...
But there are layers of foreshadowing, how to foreshadow the current sketch?A total of more than 10 minutes, fun in the front, reflection in the back, sublimation in the end, how much time is enough!
Not everyone is Liang Zuo and Li Zhongtang.
There is no way to lay the groundwork and no time to operate, what can we do?
You can only force a sudden change in the style of painting, shout slogans, and sensationalize indiscriminately.
"It's better to watch Ye Guangji's annual meeting again than to watch the singing and dancing in the Spring Festival Gala."
Shen Cong was talking to himself, but he couldn't control his hands. He searched the video of "Ten Beautiful Dance" from the scarf again, and the number of views had exceeded 1000 million.
he tui, all lsp!
Obsessed with appreciating the graceful dance performed by the graceful figure, the halazi flowed out from the corner of the mouth unsatisfactorily, and then the blood rushed to the brain, and the background switched to "Glory of the King".
Bought the remaining 5 new heroes, Li Shishi, Su Xiaomei, Zhao Feiyan, Li Xiangjun, Hong Funu, and even Ye Guangji's endorsement skins, and bought them all.
"Suck it, suck it."
He smacked his lips, "Why is there no Liu Tianxian, no Zhao Yingbao, no Gao Yuanyuan?"
As soon as the voice fell, the bank deduction information popped up on the top of the phone.
Immediately afterwards, news such as Penguin and Netease popped up:
"Things are different, people are different, Huayi will be shabby after the tax wave, and the stars will be dim."
"Rongchuang Huaxia brings 163 billion in aid, can Lushi put it to death and survive?" ".
"Shocked that Jobs is cashing out, expert: Run away and Li picks melons, there can be no more 'Jia Paopao'!" "
"........."
"Happy News!The 74th American Film and Television Golden Globe Awards, Ye Qin defended the Golden Globe Best Actor in the drama category! "
"Fuck?"
Although Shen Cong was numb to Ye Qin's harvest of honor, he couldn't help exclaiming, and couldn't help but click on the news:
"Ye Qin conquered the judges with his superb performance in "Manchester by the Sea", and became one of the very few actors who won the Best Actor in both music/comedy and drama at the Golden Globe Awards.
Once again refreshed the overseas award-winning achievements of Chinese-speaking actors, and also increased the winning chips of the 89th Academy Awards...
It is reported that the ceremony is still being held at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, and various preparations are in full swing. Penguin News will follow up and report the whole process. If necessary, please return to D to book. "
He answered "D" without hesitation, and then cut to the fan group, where the screen was already full of chats, all kinds of rainbow farts emerged one after another, and Ye Qin was blown wildly from various angles.
[Fuck, leader cowhide]
[I can't blow it anymore, he is the god of Chinese movies]
[A certain horse award was flogged again]
[Lessons from the past, I hope that the Golden Statue Awards will not be ignorant of flattery, and if you play with a certain horse, the Golden Statue Awards will have to flog the corpse every year]
【…】
[The leader's competitors this time: 1. Andrew Spiderman Garfield, "Blood Battle Hacksaw Ridge"; 2. Daniel · The leader's investment Kaluuya, "Escape from Deadly Town"; 3. Vigo Magic Quit Aragorn Mortensen, "Captain Fantastic"; 4. Denzel Washington, "Fences." 】
[Guess, can the leader win China's first Oscar winner? 】
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"Although there is little hope, how will you know if you don't try?"
Ye Qin was sitting in a stretched Ferrari, with his left hand resting on the Golden Globe Award and his right hand holding champagne.
when.
As soon as the glass was touched, Henaros took a sip: "At least you are more hopeful than the previous two times. You have already accumulated a lot of points, and your current image is very correct."
No!
"Moonlight" and "Get Out" were both Neko movies, and they were all nominated for Oscars.
Ye Qin hooked his lips, he is now a friend of Nico, a friend of animals, a friend of fitness, a friend of gunfights...
The key is that this time, female boxing fighters such as Blanchett, Scarlett, and Hathaway defeated Emma Watson, who was punching fake punches, and won him——
Friends of women (women) women (boxing).
Damn, if you change your skin, the prize will probably be soft.
"The only downside right now is that 'Manchester by the Sea' is showing too early."
Movies for Austria are generally concentrated from November to January.
Before the award ceremony, brainwash repeatedly to deepen the impression.
Hena Ross took out a few documents from the briefcase, "But this matter is left to the focus and searchlights. What is more important now is to prepare the crew before the Oscars, and start shooting after the Oscars."
As he spoke, he handed over the materials of "Knives Out".
Ye Qin grabbed the list of actors and staff, flipped through it casually, and marked a few candidates for the important roles on the casting list.
"First of all, there is Lance, a playboy who lives off the deceased's grandfather, young and handsome."
Hena Ross introduced: "Three candidates, Wentworth Miller from "Prison Break" and Jamie Dornan from the "Fifty Shades" series, this one may be more expensive, of course, not as expensive as the last..."
"Then it's him, Chris Evans."
"Yeah, I think so too. The fans and popularity that the Marvel America team brought to him are a big guarantee for the box office."
Ye Qin shook his wine glass, the box office is the first, the second is that the image is really suitable, and the third is——
Unexpectedly, Captain America is also a villain with thick eyebrows and big eyes!
"Next, the heroine Marta." Henaros asked.
"Gal Gadot? Dakota Fanning?"
Ye Qin was surprised: "There is no Saoirse Ronan? I think her image and temperament in "The Lovely Bones" fit very well."
Hena Ross cast a look of incomprehensible meaning, and smiled knowingly: "She should be filming "Miss Bird". You nominated her for the movie. I don't know if the schedule will conflict. I need to contact her agent."
"Okay, that's the deal. If Saoirse is not available, choose her."
Ye Qin flicked the photo of the third candidate besides Gadot and Fan Ning, then stuffed it back into the paper clip, closed the folder, "Is there anything else?"
"You have to give yourself a famous name."
Hena Ross joked: "Like Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Marple, or like the Chinese detective, Charlie Chen..."
emm, what name should I choose?
Ye Qin tapped the shiny golden ball with both hands, "Knives Out" is the second personal detective IP besides "Quick" IP, and the name must have a strong character!
For example, Ye Shuangying?
For example, Klein, Lord of Girlfriends, Moretti?
Thanks to book friend Hai 〓倲〓淸 for the 100 starting coins.
(End of this chapter)