novellhall Chapter 137 A scandal caused by a flying ant (please subscribe!)
Chapter 137 A scandal caused by a flying ant (please subscribe!)
Chapter 137 A scandal caused by a flying ant (please subscribe!)
In August, after the rain.
Kaimen Watchtower, the filming location of Huang Silang's lair.
It was a week to implant ink with the advertisement of the winery, and then the Hongmen Banquet, which was originally planned to be filmed for only one day, was stunned when the filming of "Snow Leopard" was over, and the filming had not yet been completed.
"No entry, no entry, no idlers etc."
Every day, a group of reporters would surround the entrance of the watchtower, wanting to get some exclusivity. After all, the lineup of bullets would be enough to eat any leftovers.
Today, there are so many paparazzi in Yuji, and there is no other reason. A little-known special agent in the bullet is actually the popular Zhou Weiguo, and he doesn't want to sharpen his head to get in.
Seeing him appear, he waited on him with long guns and short cannons, chattering endlessly.
"Ah!"
Ye Qin rubbed his nose, md, he has become popular recently, the villain misses it.
The wind is blowing under your feet, people are in good spirits on happy occasions, and the smile at the corner of your mouth can't be hidden at all. This is like breaking into "Let's Arise!"The finals of "Good Man" in the Shanghai Division are even happier.
The finale of "Snow Leopard" completely reversed passers-by's preconceived "anti-war drama" prejudice, and received rave reviews.
The film and television industry, especially the directors, screenwriters, and actors of anti-Japanese war films who are purely slashing money, are eager to study how to follow suit and create "Black Tiger", "Money Leopard", and "Snow Fox".
When Hao Sun's "From God to Man: Ye Qin's Transformation" was published on the front page of Penguin Entertainment, the concept of "Anti-Japanese War Drama" was mentioned, and it immediately became popular in anti-Japanese war film production.
Shocking plots such as steamed stuffed bun hide mines have decreased, and it has begun to change into a routine for upgrading online articles. After killing the devil brigade, come to the division, and after killing the division, come to the legion.
Later, division commanders walked everywhere, and there were as many army commanders as dogs.
In terms of equipment, from the shell gun, the 47 big cover, upgraded like a magic weapon, Browning, AK-[-], uzi submachine gun, big plate chicken, and later, the protagonist directly fired, mortar, howitzer, Italian gun, funding allowed, even Open the tank.
Then the devils who finished brushing this map were immediately transferred to other bases, and continued to brush devils on different maps.
The most exaggerated one is called "Resistance to the Devils", in which the protagonist kills hundreds of devils in one episode.
Devil: Are we surrounded by a group of you, or are you surrounded by a group of us?
In later generations, whenever there are anti-war dramas on the self-media, the directors and actors will move out Ye Qin, who has already been crowned emperor, and pretend to be innocent:
"Fart, I'm filming a drama about the War of Resistance, my god!"
He appeared on the set at the moment, like a walking topic, constantly attracting the attention of others.
"Qin Zi, congratulations!"
On the open space outside the watchtower, I met the staff of the tool group and the production team head-on, and kept saying congratulations.
What is the concept of breaking the average ratings by 5?
This cannot be said, because the ratings data is inherently ambiguous.
There are two traditional ways of collecting ratings, diary cards and ratings testers, both of which are sampling.
The former is for investigators to go door-to-door to find sample households to fill in, while the latter is similar to a TV set-top box. Watching a certain TV program for a certain period of time will convert the data and send it back to the survey company.
In the 90s, the Yangma TV dramas that created the highest ratings, such as "Journey to the West", "Longing", and "The New White Lady", were all over 90%, using diary cards. At that time, the investigators were basically looking for Yanjing Four Ninetowns sample households.
At that time, how many color TVs were popular, and how many TV dramas were there?
Around the turn of the millennium, color TVs were popularized from cities to rural areas, and the number of TV dramas increased sharply. The outrageous data slowly dropped. "Water Margin" was only 78%, and "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" was only 55%.
As a result, there are three ratings statistics at the national, provincial and local levels.
But no matter what, it is a great satisfaction to be able to score 5% in the radiation range of Mango TV, a provincial satellite TV.
"Snow Leopard" also scored 1.59% on Yanjing Satellite TV, and 1.24% on Sichuan and Chongqing Satellite TV, all of which were rating champions.
Ye Qin looked at them wearing masks and using spray on the furniture from a long distance away, wondering: "What are you doing?"
"Oh, the water ants make a lot of noise in summer and autumn in eastern Guangdong. These furniture can't be mothed. Use insecticide spray to solve it."
"Hey, it's amazing, I was bitten."
Ye Qinliang stretched out the red and swollen piece of his arm where the flying ants were bitten, itching and numb, he stepped into the watchtower and waved his arms to drive away the big water ants.
"Qin Zi, I didn't expect you to make a loud noise without making a sound."
Facing the gazes of Shao Bing, Du Yiheng and the others, Ye Qin's eyes were full of joy, half of the conditions for advanced diamonds were completed, and there was still one drama left!
Jiang Wen, who was looking back on the monitor, looked up and joked: "Yo, the broken 5th grader is here!"
Broken 5 niche?
Ye Qin was stunned, what kind of title is this nm.
Before he could figure it out, Liao Fan, Fa Ge, and Uncle Ge, who hadn't acted in TV dramas for many years, also followed suit.
Uncle Ge was more like an elder teasing the younger generation, and said happily: "In ancient times, there were thousands of lords, but now there are broken five lords."
The pride in Ye Qin's heart suddenly turned into embarrassment.
Compared with several of their film stars, the ratings of a TV show pale in comparison, and they are not worth it.
"Look at our luck. I thought I picked up a stone, but I rubbed it and thought it was gold. When I cut it, it turned out to be a diamond."
Jiang Wen boasted of his vision, and also reminded: "But Qin Zi, it's just a play, so don't put your tail on the sky, the next book, you have to be more careful."
Ye Qin nodded, he passed the feverish period last night, and now he has calmed down, repeatedly rejecting several anti-war film appointments.
For the highest one, the salary is 30 yuan.
This is already a first-tier coffee deserves to have it.
"Xiaojun, Xiaojun, hurry up, have you thought about what I discussed with you yesterday?"
Ma Ke led a Republic-style woman who only wore a bellyband on her upper body, and came one after the other.
Ye Qin took a closer look, Bai Xiaobing, but she couldn't find a little bit of the pure and lovely Princess Yushu in "Mythology".
She is from Xi'an, Qin Province, and she can be considered a fellow villager. Because she looks exactly like Jin Xishan, she is highly valued by Emperor Yang Shoucheng, and she is praised as the Four Beauties of Yanjing.
Immediately after saying hello, Bai Xiaobing raised a smile at the corner of his mouth to show his goodwill: "I know you, Zhou Weiguo, no, it should be called Ye Qin. I often heard Tan Kai and Brother Hu mention you when I was filming "Mythology."
The two of them said a few words of politeness, Ye Qin had to look up slantly, there was nothing he could do, he was wrapped in a bellyband, full of temptation.
The most annoying thing is that I don't know if the clothing team is deliberately pretending to be poor, and the apron is exactly the one worn by the "exposed" civilian girl.
"Xiaojun, you have to think of a name. You can't just return Baochai."
"What's the name, this thing is very good."
Ma Ke and Jiang Wen didn't evade, Ye Qin heard it clearly, and said in surprise: "Name, isn't your name Daiyu Qingwenzi?"
Bai Xiaobing was stunned, and shook his head slightly: "My name is Baochai. Director Jiang knew that I played Xue Baochai in "A Dream of Red Mansions", so he gave me this name."
Ye Qin rolled his eyes, Jiang Wen was an old man of culture, and abducted and cursed people.
For example, Fa Ge has a phrase called "straw boats borrow arrows". The housekeeper Hu Qian replied, "Master, that is a horse, not a boat." Fa Ge was furious, "This is a metaphor, a metaphor."
Hu Qian said disdainfully: "Isn't it Chibi?"
The irony is that in 08, Wu Baige's epic commercial masterpiece, known as Hollywood's gilded return, was so powerful. It is worth mentioning that Wu Baige's No. 1 choice for Zhou Yu is Fa Ge.
In addition, Jiang Wen was still suffocating. In the horse-drawn train at the beginning, he not only asked Feng to adjust his mohawk hairstyle, but also sipped red wine.
Because Jiang Wen commented on Feng Pants:
Movies should be wine, even if it's just a sip, but it has to be wine.What you photographed were grapes, very fresh grapes, even with frost hanging on them.
Pants, you should be turning grapes into wine, not just making glass after glass of fresh-squeezed grape juice.
Squeak, scolding, let others play the role of the scolded.
Ye Qin curled his lips, what the hell is this Xue Baochai this time, the old boy is so suffocated, he won't put it in the movie to mock Li Shaohong for making "Dream of Red Mansions", instead of reading the original work, right?
Jiang Wen's eyes lit up: "The name given to this brat is Daiyu Qingwenzi!"
"You tell Brother Fa and Uncle Ge to wait, I'll change the book."
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Around the circular solid wood table, there is a circle of rails. Three cameras are set up to form three points of an equilateral triangle inscribed in the circle, and the lenses are aimed at a seat respectively.
When the film camera is running, the unique "click" sound continues.
"Could it be that her name is Daiyu Qingwen?"
"Say you don't pretend to be confused! Give it an oriental name."
"Daiyu Qingwenzi, hahahaha!"
"Master, Gao!"
Fa Ge picked up the wine bottle: "County magistrate, be tough!"
"Master Huang is tall and tough!"
The three movie kings exerted their strength together, and Bai Xiaobing, who was kneeling on the ground, trembled.
"This pass!"
Jiang Wen let out a groan, and the Hongmen Banquet, which was full of swords and swords, was finally finished. It cost a total of 10 film and had money to burn.
"Mechanical group, props group, move things outside the house, and then shoot the location scene. Qin Zi, hurry up and put on makeup!"
"immediately!"
Ye Qin, who was squatting on the ground, got up and bumped into Bai Xiaobing head-on. With her arms folded, she looked at Ye Qin with resentment and complexity.
This look seems to be blaming myself for being too talkative, so I gave him this name?
Ye Qin rubbed his nose, who cares, anyway, she's finished, probably won't be seen in all over the world, these sisters are also a love brain, obviously the first lady in the mainland of the Emperor is being favored, playing with a small model for her life.
After that, she was thrown into limbo and came back again. Unless she was top-notch like Zhao Yingbao and Da Mimi, it would be difficult for a young woman to turn back into a girl!
Walking, walking, down the first floor, the two are still side by side.
Glancing at Bai Xiaobing wearing a transparent sun protection clothing, the skin outside the apron was dripping with sweat:
"Miss Xiaobing, you haven't finished yet?"
"It's finished, why do you ask that?" Bai Xiaobing blinked.
"No, it's fine."
Ye Qin cursed inwardly, Internet keyboard warriors are unreliable, damn it, he was a fan of "Let the Bullets Fly" in his previous life, and he deliberately searched for the so-called uncut version.
But there was a section that was really deleted. Ye Qin raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Wu in front. Before the watchtower was bombed, he had a one-man show.
Looking down at the people in Goose City from the watchtower, looking at the county magistrate's office, looking at the two big families, Huang Silang is gone, he is a martial artist, and it's his turn to be Huang Silang next.
Well, according to what Jiang Wen said, Hollywood gangsters play the game, the old overlord dies, and a new bully emerges.
Buzz, buzz.
Suddenly, the keen ears heard the familiar sound of flapping wings, and the whole scalp instantly went numb.
Fuck, this is the flying ant that tortures me every night!
It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look up, there is a small ant nest in the corner of the ceiling, and termites are flying in clusters like mosquitoes and flies.
Bad news for intensive phobia patients!
Ye Qin didn't dare to think too much, so he hurried away to ask the crew for help, but unexpectedly, the group of flying ants seemed to have caught the murderous intention, and they all flew towards the gate to block it.
"what!"
A sharp female voice almost pierced Ye Qin's eardrums. When he turned his head suddenly, he saw Bai Xiaobing's face turned pale with fright. A few flying ants had already found their way and landed on the sunscreen.
"Bug, big bug!"
Why did I first think of He Yunwei's voice.
Ye Qin was also at a loss. In two lifetimes, he had never seen a scene where flying insects were densely packed like in the movies.
"Ah!" Bai Xiaobing panicked, several flying insects were already scurrying on the sun protection clothing. "Quick, help me get rid of it."
"Qin Zi, find a place first, and let the crew arrange someone to clean up these damned bugs later!" Jiang Wu didn't dare to get a few flying ants on his hair, and ran out of the door without saying a word.
Ye Qin saw birds and beasts running wildly, and looked sideways at Bai Xiaobing, screaming and jumping, shaking the sun protection clothing desperately, trying to shake off the flying insects.
He grabbed her hand, "Miss Xiaobing, don't shake, just run outside."
The two rushed straight out of the door, breaking through the siege of the army of flying ants. Just as they were going down the stairs frantically, Bai Xiaobing panicked, "There are bugs crawling into my clothes."
She hastily unzipped the zipper and threw away the sun protection clothing that was full of flying insects.
"No, no, there's one in there, one in there."
Then, while running and grabbing, I can't wait to turn my hands into octopus. Maybe the force is too strong, or maybe the quality of the apron is not good.
After all, in the movie, the gangster pulled lightly and immediately ripped off the girl.
At this moment, just as at that moment.
Loosen the tie--
Men have an instinctive yearning for beauty, Ye Qin couldn't help but take a look.
"It's predictable!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, Zhou Weiguo and Bai Xiaobing!"
In this frozen picture, the paparazzi, who were already attracted by the sound, immediately smelled money and aimed their telephoto cannons.
emission!
Title: Princess Yushu cheated on Brother Hu, undressed and undressed to meet her lover!The tryst was actually a friend of Brother Hu.
Thanks to book friends Fengsao, Fengfengzhi, and Kong521 for their monthly support.
The protagonist is a non-human self-propelled cannon, please feel at ease to eat!
Every actress who appeared on the stage is useful!
The large water ants in eastern Guangdong are often frightening to death.Especially in the rainy evening, it looks like locusts are attacking.
As soon as it gets close, it likes to crawl on people's clothes.
(End of this chapter)